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You May Bow Before Me!

OMFG I liked this test. I especially like the title ;) NerdTests.com says I'm an Uber Cool Nerd God.  Click to take the Nerd Test, get geeky images and jokes, and write on the nerd forum!

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jackwabbit
Jan. 6th, 2009 12:21 am (UTC)
Oh, right, cuz you're oh so cool. You're my fucking hero.
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 6th, 2009 12:39 am (UTC)
OMGINORITE!?
jackwabbit
Jan. 6th, 2009 12:44 am (UTC)
Um...um...um...

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Oh, my sweet Christ. That bitch ain't typing nothing, so I'm fucking taking over the shit in this hiz-ouse.

This is Camo, btw, bitch.

What the FUCK is happening here?

I mean, I'll shiv that wabbit bitch in a heartbeat, but I swear to fucking god I will never sink so low as to steal dialogue.

Jesus Christ. WTF? I mean, REALLY?

REALLY?
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 6th, 2009 01:11 am (UTC)
You digit-deleted tripod you...

HOMAGE, Bitch!
and anyway, you're just sad because I am a Nerd GOD and your human is just a QUEEN.

jackwabbit
Jan. 6th, 2009 01:14 am (UTC)
What the F do you think I care about that?

After all...whose house? CAMO'S HOUSE!

And I will kick your little theater-nerd ass from here to next Tuesday! And after I kill you ded, I'll eats you! You has a flava!
paraka
Jan. 6th, 2009 12:34 am (UTC)
Aww, I was only a slight nerd, and got my highest rating in Awkward. :(
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 6th, 2009 12:41 am (UTC)
You'll always be a big nerd to me, paraka!

;) *snort*
((paraka))
paraka
Jan. 6th, 2009 12:45 am (UTC)
Hey, I take being a nerd very seriously, it *hurts* when I'm judged and found less. *sniff*

:P
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 6th, 2009 01:13 am (UTC)
Does it help to know that I am such a geek I couldn't admit to not knowing two of the knowledgy questions and had to Google them ?
(I assume it's understood and factored in as part of your 'computer-savvy' score, but maybe I'm just a ho')

;)
and I sooooooooo love that icon, gotta say.
jackwabbit
Jan. 6th, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)
*claws keyboard out of Camo's grubby little paws*

Only thing to do here is to pull a quotem:

"Holy shit. I never thought two such highly-reputable mischief makers as yourselves would douse their drawers at the sight of a mall security guard."

Thank you, Brodie. So, the uber nerd queen cheated.

I see how it is.
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 6th, 2009 01:35 pm (UTC)
Does it help to point out ...only two, and it didn't say no peeking, and I was a 50/50 for those answers anyway... ;)

and it's "Nerd GOD"...
you're the Queen in this case
jackwabbit
Jan. 6th, 2009 09:14 pm (UTC)
No. Pointing anything out here doesn't help anything. Aside from the oh so many bad jokes that come to mind, I have two thoughts here:

1-I was the pirate, you were the queen.

2-even if you were a nerd god, you just lost serious geek points (at least to the queen level) by not giving the appropriate response here:

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: PIRATE!

And I do have the authority to do such things, you know.

Why?

Because I'm the captain, that's why.
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 8th, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
SO, Re: PIRATE, I had a cold.... ;)
Also RE: Queen...I said "In *THIS* case"

Sheesh ;)
jackwabbit
Jan. 8th, 2009 01:59 am (UTC)
Funny you should say that, esp with a wink...further info coming.
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 8th, 2009 02:29 am (UTC)
PS the "I had a cold" ref was a non sequitur ref to Python
paraka
Jan. 6th, 2009 01:23 am (UTC)
Ok, that does make me feel better. I didn't know some of them, but I couldn't admit that, so I guessed instead.

Do you watch Reaper? It's really fun. :) (I have them all uploaded if you're interested).
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 6th, 2009 01:36 pm (UTC)
I haven't seen Reaper yet...I don't think wabbit has yet but I could be wrong on that
jackwabbit
Jan. 7th, 2009 03:25 am (UTC)
Nope. No Reaper here, either.

But I did just come into Drive...and some other fun stuff...

I was going to share.

Was.

See that? Was.
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 8th, 2009 01:53 am (UTC)
You know you love me.

Whore.
jackwabbit
Jan. 8th, 2009 02:00 am (UTC)
Indeed. It's cool, dude. Again, further info in a sec.
paraka
Jan. 8th, 2009 05:32 pm (UTC)
Well if you'd like to give it a try, let me know and I can hook you up ;)
lolmac
Jan. 6th, 2009 10:05 pm (UTC)
Hey, I assumed it was acceptable to Google answers as needed. Isn't that part of the nerdiness?

I like the new version much better than the first one, and not just because I'm a Nerd God too. I think it's waay nerdier, in all the right ways. Fnord.
jackwabbit
Jan. 7th, 2009 03:23 am (UTC)
Oh, sure, take her side. I see how it is! Gang up on the little wabbit! Geez! And to think I knew both of you before you knew each other! Sheesh!
lolmac
Jan. 7th, 2009 04:43 am (UTC)
Oh, yes,. the helpless little fluffy wabbit . . . with the GREAT BIG TEETH!!!!!
Runawayrunawayrunawayrunaway!

LPFF, now that you have your Nerd Rating, you need to get your Geek Rating as well:
http://www.innergeek.us/geek-test.html
jackwabbit
Jan. 7th, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)
Nope. No teeth here. To quote the J and the B:

"I don't bite. I might nibble a little bit, though."

But you might want to check out Rule #7 of the KAZ and Hels' Holiday Spectacular if'n you really want to fight! *grin*

http://jackwabbit.livejournal.com/44683.html
jackwabbit
Jan. 7th, 2009 04:56 am (UTC)
Actually...

*iz honored*

Will play that wabbit anytime. Any. Time.
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 8th, 2009 01:48 am (UTC)
SO, not likely to touch any hard-core gamers on here, and, ehem, I assume you dominate me handily on this test, Beth ;)
BUT did fairly well (I think that says it right there...anyone who is bucking for a high score has a certain level of presumed geekiness on the outset!), and in researching the answers to some questions I couldn't really claim a 'yes' to yet, I'd do better the next time (I now *can* count in binary on one hand, and brushed off those pesky last 2 of the top 10 digits of pi. These things *matter*).
48.71795%, "SUPER GEEK", or the 5th of 8 categories...(over 75% is 'Dysfunctional Geek').
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 8th, 2009 01:52 am (UTC)
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
jackwabbit
Jan. 8th, 2009 02:05 am (UTC)
So, earlier today I was thinking that I might call a truce here, especially given dear lemonpie's current lackage of the interwebs. After all, ninjas and pirates can get along in my world, so why not call off this little scuffle? But then I couldn't remember the ultra-witty way I was going to call said truce, so I called it off.

Then I walked the dogs.

And as is often the case in that scenario, I had an idea.

These things happen.

I decided to go ahead with my treaty with myself, and forgive the first sin of Google.

Here's why:

On the Dr. Horrible DVD, there is a subtitle called 'Wiccan'.

If one watches said DVD with said commentary on, one will see a subtitle that provides one with a long number and instructs one that said number is what one is 'looking for.'

If one Googles this number, one is provided with a certain album by a certain artist.

Then, if one watches the special features of the DVD (specifically the one on the music) one will hear the female star of Dr. Horrible mention said certain artist.

If one then immediately presses enter, then the number five, one will be granted access to an easter egg.

And it all starts with Google.

So...google on, queenie. If Joss allows it, I'll allow it.

This time.

Besides, there's this:
[info]lemonpiefirefly wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2009 06:36 pm (UTC)
I wanna grow up to be just wike wabbit.

Yup...on New Year's Day to boot.

*breaks into song...I'm better, better than Beck..*

Edited at 2009-01-08 02:07 am (UTC)
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 8th, 2009 02:35 am (UTC)
Low, low dragging PMs into the light.

:P

Say goodnight, Frankenstein. Now it's my turn to shine.
Welcome everybody, to my commentary...I've got so much talent, it's a little scary. Is my every random thought insightful? VERY. Not just entertaining, I'm a Luminary!
jackwabbit
Jan. 8th, 2009 02:41 am (UTC)
Dude. That wasn't. A PM.

See what I get for taking the high road?

But I stand by it.

Take another road, to a higher place. Disappear without a trace.

Besides, there are bystanders on this thread.
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 8th, 2009 06:50 am (UTC)
O whatever.

I can all friendyfy it (the thread), but no one cares about my backwater little LJ, and if anyone swinging by thinks we have an actual flamewar going...SRSLY. Do I have a Y chromosome all-of-a-sudden? I wouldn't engage in true virtual grousing...at another person, anyway. *ABOUT* something, I might. Like why can't I get the latest 4 SGAs from itunes?
Anyway, wowsers on the song ref dude.

and I am NOT a poser in a parka! (*ain't that cold here*)
jackwabbit
Jan. 8th, 2009 01:06 pm (UTC)
I was merely quoting the quote, m'dear.

But it's true, this is only a test of the flame war system. This is only a test. Repeat only a test. If this had been an actual flame war, directions would follow.

Last 4 SGA? Um...ok, then. Not missing much, I'm afraid.

And yeah...one of my bestested JB tunages. Couldn't not quote it. But the sentiment stands.

Can't we all just hug?

I mean...what up, bitches?
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 10th, 2009 05:58 am (UTC)
*snorfle on end quote there*

And of *course* we can hug
...and...uh....

oh, you're still married...and female....

*snorflesnort*
jackwabbit
Jan. 10th, 2009 05:30 pm (UTC)
Can I just say that I love that 'silliness' is your biggest tag? That's lovely. Ok, then. All done here.
jackwabbit
Jan. 8th, 2009 02:45 am (UTC)
And also...

I can kill you with my brain.

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I totally get points for my logic here.

Did you know that my fic 'Ringer' takes place in season seven? Would you like to know why that is the case? Cuz I'll tell you if you want...really...I will.
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 8th, 2009 06:54 am (UTC)
sure, luv...

brief totally not-on-point note about that fic...
odd how brain works...I recall it hazily at mo...
but gotta say, of all things, *Mmmmm, Guiness***
jackwabbit
Jan. 8th, 2009 01:04 pm (UTC)
I hope you like Guiness, sir. I find it an acceptable substitute for...food.
lemonpiefirefly
Jan. 10th, 2009 06:01 am (UTC)
...as have I on occasion.

*HOWEVER, DO NOT drink a sh'load of Black-and-tans and eat only horrible bar peanuts. The tummy does *NOT* like Guiness-flavored peanut butter.

Just a rule I heard of once, that I don't at all have personal experience with.
jackwabbit
Jan. 10th, 2009 05:25 pm (UTC)
Understood.

A friend of mine (no, really-love you, Jonethan!) once warned me about entire bottles of Captain Morgan. Remember-the saying is: "Got a LITTLE Captain in you?" That's important.
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